I was at the Chanel boutique in Soho the other day and the salespeople there were waxing on about Marc Jacobs, he could do no wrong, everything he touches turns to pure gold, etc., you know, as if he were the return of Christ himself. Well, we agree to a certain extent because we do love love love him but we all make mistakes and at times are short on inspiration. Like this bag here, what happened, Marc? We expect this patchwork disaster from Coach but we (your bread and butter clientele) would NEVER buy this!! We just hope your 4-day inspirational retreat in Russia revives you. Please, take 5 days if you need to.