We have to hand it to Marc Jacobs, no other designer has consistently designed so many ugly bags in succession without being fired or blasted by fashion editors. Instead, they blindly rave about everything he produces because LVMH is one of the biggest advertiser in publication and to piss them off is to kill the golden goose, and since Marc is their golden boy, no one messes with him. Well, The Bag Snob is on NO ONE’s payroll so we’ll tell him what everyone is really thinking but afraid to say:
Nice gig you’ve worked out for yourself! Hanging out at cafes instead of working, spending quality time with prostitutes and bulim-a-rexic hobags, traveling around the world and expensing it to LVMH, and no one’s caught on yet! I mean look at this Tie Tasha bag, isn’t this last year’s bag with a tie added on? And what are these weird studded ties supposed to do? They look like toilet paper hanging out of someone’s pants, in other words, a total embarrassment. Looks like you also threw in the gold chain and buckle as an afterthought, what’s the buckle holding together, the side seam? And how annoying will it be to have to move the ties out of the way to grab stuff in the bag? This stupid tie bag is going to look great on Paris Hilton and will certainly come in handy when she can’t find her handcuffs. You truly are GENIUS! Who else gets paid so much to do so little? Bravo!
The Bag Snob
$1950 at eLuxury(buy it if you don’t mind risking ridicule)