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This Year’s Most Ridiculous

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This to me is comedic genius. What can you possibly wear with this without looking like you just fell on top of a harp seal? Look how big it is! It is 18″ x 10″! It is mink with python trim, all good things, until you add crayola colored LV monograms to it and make it into a fanny pack. What a total waste of resources. I usually am not a Peta advocate but all I can think is, the poor little minks who started off so cute gave their lives for the sake of this fashion atrocity! So I guess it is not funny afterall. It’s like, it’s ok to eat meat cuz it’s yummy but if you’re going to ruin lamb chops with a jellybean and banana chutney, I’d rather just have a salad.

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11 comments

  1. Yes, I think you got it spot on. It really is SUCH a waste. Perhaps they made this with Kimora Lee Simmons in mind?? Brook, London

  2. It’s just wrong on every front. I can’t even believe Naomi Campbell would model that ugly thing. She must have owed somebody some favors, plural.

  3. It looks like a hairball coughed up by Falkor the Luck Dragon on The Neverending Story. That was a trippy movie. That ‘bag’ belongs in the 99 cent store. I imagine it would smell like a plastic factory crossed with old ladies. God, it’s horrible.

  4. God, I can just see this on Canal Street now. The fake version of this bag will be even more horrific, if you can imagine that.

    I am just not getting LV lately. Lately? Try since they started the Multicolore line.

  5. That is the most tasteless photograph I can ever recall having seen on your site. What died on Naomi’s head while she was en route to a dominatrix session? She looks like she’s posing for “America’s Next Top Model.” The things a girl’s gotta do to stay in the U.S.A.!

  6. it’s a nice bag – but unfortuatly they do have the knock off for this bag – although the knock off is rabit fur of course, and i have seen at list price for under $200. the bag shown here – is mink – that’s why it cost a lot by designer Marc Jacobs. ^^ nice idea though