Snob Essentials

Salma Hayek is Our Hero

salmahayekpreg.jpgNot only is Salma Hayek HOT and proudly showing off her pregnant belly, she is engaged to Francois-Henri Pinault, the CEO of PPR (his dad is the owner), which owns such wondrous labels as Yves Saint Laurent, Sergio Rossi, Boucheron, Bottega Veneta, Alexander McQueen, Stella McCartney, Gucci and Balenciaga. She has got it going on!! I’m also pregnant and not feeling my hottest so seeing her let it all hang out makes me believe I have a sexy belly, too! Yeah, maybe that’s taking it a little far, I’ll settle for “glowing” or whatever euphemism people have for the state of my body. Well, kudos to Salma for being a full fledged women and conquering the world. She is our hero of the year! What do you think? Is she looking like a hot snob or a fat slob?

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11 comments

  1. Yeah, wait till they are pregnant themselves. It’s not easy carrying a child for 9 months (esp so in the last trimester), so kudos to all you moms-to-be. All the best, Kelly!

  2. She looks ripe and beautiful and like an ancient fertility statue. To me, it’s just the outfit that kills it and screams “trailer trash.”

  3. I had to vote “hot snob”. I’m due August 4. Although I hate the maternity clothes — at least I can still buy bags — I still feel beautiful and energetic and generally wonderful.

  4. She only juuust gets my ‘snob’ vote with those sunglasses and that gorgeous hair – I’m not really digging the outfit.

  5. Voting on the bags presented is a great idea! It would be nice and honest of you to let critical comments through too!

  6. She’s always been unbelievably pretty, but she’s a lovely pregnant lady. And I give her a break on the outfit because after 8 or 9 months, you get sick sick SICK of maternity clothing and feeling like you are wearing muu-muus all the time and you stuff yourself in real clothes, even if you wind up with your belly hanging out. At least I did. This beats my ugly sweatpants outfit, hands down.

  7. Um… since when is calling a heavily pregnant woman a “fat slob” okay? This makes Perez Hilton look like a decorous blogger!

  8. I think she is a bit on a heavy side. But hey, look at Zeta, she was so FAAAT at the Oscars when she was pregnant a couple of years back, her face didn’t even make it all the way into the television screen, and now she is smoking hot again. This gives me hope (baby is due Thanksgiving, not soon enough). Another thing for all you preggies is do what I just did – go to St. Maarten and get your pregnant belly out on the clothing-optional beach, you will still be hot compared to some beach whales over there. And buy a bag while you’re there, it’s tax-free.