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No, I am not disparaging this bag by calling it a joke bag (the disparaging will come shortly) this bag is actually a joke bag. This bag has jokes written all over it. And not funny jokes, either. Oh, no, they are nowhere near funny. These are lame ass jokes your 80 year old sexist uncle tells. Actually, they are jokes by Henny Youngman who is from the 60’s. I know this is supposed to be cheeky because of course LV customers are all strong headed bitches and would only want this bag because of how unfunny they are. If you have trouble reading, let me give you a taste: Every time I meet a woman who can cook like my Mother….She looks like my Father. I’m embarrassed to even recite it. And they get worse. Another one: My wife went to the beauty shop and got a mud pack. For two days she looked beautiful. Then the mud fell off. Come on, please! Seriously? I would rather have the lyrics to Wonder Woman on my bag. The logo is designed by artist Richard Prince, who is known for his Jokes series work pertaining to sexual frustrations and middle-class American mentality. Thus the connection. Social statement? Maybe. Fashion statement? Definitely NOT! This bags, which has python trim that brings no redemption whatsoever, will be available at the end of the year but Rodney Dangerfield fans will have gotten them all before you can even say “No thanks”.