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Too Faced FUZE Slenderize Guilt Free Lip Gloss

Lipgloss that will help you lose weight? That does sound a bit too ridiculous to be true, I mean, if it works wouldn’t we all look like Kate Moss? This lipgloss from Too Faced has the same ingredients found in FUZE slenderizing drinks, it is supposed to curb your appetite and boost your metabolism. OK, well that just sounds like every other thing on the great big diet market. My take on this? I don’t believe in dieting, my body is programmed against it but every little thing I can do to curb my appetite is a good thing. I pride myself in my incredible appetite but to my demise. I am no longer in my 20’s and after 2 kids my body likes all the fat hanging off it. So what’s a girl to do? If I don’t have someone with me to remind me of how big my gut is while reaching for that chocolate croissant, I think a kick in my appetite’s butt from a lipgloss is good alternative. It totally makes sense, putting on lipgloss deters you from eating anyways cuz you don’t want to ruin the nice lips you just put on. I am going to call my new ass kicking lipgloss Tina 2 cuz Tina 1 is alway there to reminds me that the word tone is now only used in my vocabulary to refer to speech and no longer to my body. Too Faced FUZE Slenderize Guilt Free Lip Gloss at Sephora for $18.50. Comes in Blueberry Raspberry (sheer purple), Dragonfruit Lime (sheer peach) and Strawberry Melon (sheer pink).



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  1. A lip gloss that might help you loose weight?

    Wow! That’s pushing it a bit much. I know that most women eat the equivalent of one lipstick every year, but one would have to ingest quite of bit of this lip gloss in the hopes of trimming down.

    That said, it’s a catchy marketing twist!