Woah, who knew yellow and python could look like a chintz pillow? And who’d think it’d be okay to stick cheap nylon shoulder straps on a $4,200 bag!?!? I guess that would be none other than Marc Jacobs. I generally like Katherine Heigl’s style but a shiny blue cocktail dress is not the first thing I’d think of wearing the bag with. Was it the only bag she traveled with? It’s just so blindingly bright and… spotty. I think my real problem with it is not the color or pattern though, it’s that it looks really cheap yet is outrageously priced. Nylon? Really? I’m perplexed. The Memphis Python tote from Marc Jacobs is at Barneys New York here.