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See By Chloé Lace-Up Leather and Suede Wedge Ankle Boots: Please, Make This Stop.


I have never been a fan of the sneaker pump, wedge or platform. Making them an olive green with a white bottom is certainly not going to make me start.

Am I the only one who finds this look ridiculous? I don’t understand how I keep seeing it pop up everywhere? I don’t know what in the entire world I could wear these with and not look like an idiot. These looks like something Holly Madison would wear to school some new Playboy bunnies in a game of hoops.

In my opinion, if you are going to wear a sneaker, you don’t need it to be jacked up on a wedge, and if you are going to wear a wedge, you want it to be sexier than a converse with lipstick on.

Sneaker wedge wearers of the world, please enlighten me. What, do you wear these with, and why?

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  1. I personally am obsessed with this look! It would be more casual for me, running errands or shopping, hanging out with friends…I’d wear them with skinny jeans and a cute tee or tank, in winter with jeans a sweater and scarf, in summer with cut-off jean shorts and a flowy top….jeans and a military jacket..etc..etc…….check out my blog I just did a post on them.