Snob Essentials

Wine Wipes: Wine-O’s Rejoice!


My best friend got me these little guys for Christmas last year. When I realized what they were, I felt the same way I felt the first time my mom showed me what mascara was. A life changing experience.

Wine Wipes are a combination of baking soda, salt, hydroperoxide, calcium, glycerin and orange blossom and help you fight stubborn red wine stains with just one swipe.

How many times have you been out, sipping a delicious giant glass of red wine while smiling like the Cheshire Cat with a full set of teeth at a sexy person at the end of the bar, only to saunter to the bathroom and look in the mirror to discover you look like you haven’t been to the dentist in about 4 years, and you haven’t seen a toothbrush since grade school. Not sexy. I have been on countless wine tours and always come back looking like I’ve been face planting in Kool-Aid all day from all the discoloration. After I got these in my stocking I danced around wineries with no fear. Wine stains will be a thing of the past.

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  1. Thanks for the review, Emma! We featured your article on our Facebook page, username: Borracha’s Buzz. We are happy to hear you are such a fan! You should give our fabulous Pearly Wipes a try, too!