Calling all snobs with a sense of humor! This isn’t just a clutch. It’s entertainment at your fingertips. Feeling bored? Just treat your bag like a tambourine and shake away! We have seen Anya Hindmarch’s Valorie clutch in more shades of glitter than you can find in an arts and crafts store, not to mention materials ranging from rubber to snakeskin. Now with glitter and bells galore, it doesn’t get more festive than this burst of year-round cheer. All this clutter should look like, well, clutter but this cornucopia is so jam-packed with glitz and busy with texture, it works in harmony.
But would you really carry it any other month besides December? It’s kitschy (in a good way), it’s fun, and it’s destined to be the life of the cocktail party. I say reserve it for winter soirees and keep those bells hush-hush until the time is right.
Available for $1,414 pre-order on Luisa Via Roma (expect delivery by September 30th).