This clutch reminds me of one of my crazy family stories. A cousin of mine has a new mistress. Being fed up with the brazen display, his wife confronts him by going to their new place and starts ranting and doing the general jilted woman craziness. My cousin, who is not someone you are likely to yell at (scary, big, travels with security detail), tells her to shut up and leave. And she dutifully leaves. When this story traveled to my aunt (the mother of the cheater) she reprimanded her daughter-in-law with a crazy rant of her own about her lame retreat and lack of preparation, and chiding her with this, “When you show up to confront your cheating husband, always bring a knife”. True story. My family will enjoy this being published. I, of course, now have the perfect Christmas gift! At Luisa Via Roma for $269.