Gloria is one of my all-time favorite characters on TV. I feel a special kinship with her, if merely because I am constantly shouting at my hubby, “I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS!” If only I had her sexy Colombian accent, too! As Jay’s feisty Latin wife, Gloria loves to have fun, and one of her favorite ways to express that is through fashion. Unapologetically seductive (skin-tight clothing, even into pregnancy!), Gloria accessorizes with only the most attention-getting bags. I mean, this is a woman who wore 6” heels to Disneyland! It might not have worked out so well, but you have to admire her guts. And throughout all of this, she’s a kick-ass mom. If you were born in the murder capital of Colombia, you would be fierce, too!
Valentino Rockstud Calf Hair New Tote Bag: Leopard and studs for days when she volunteers at Manny’s school? Why not?! This tote is spacious enough to hold all of the PTA essentials, while still leaving room for your beauty must-haves.
Louis Vuitton Alzer 70: Practicality is not in Gloria’s vocabulary. But fabulosity is a daily concern. The classic LV monogram on this iconic Alzer hardside is sure to catch everyone’s eyes.
Christian Louboutin Sweet Charity Small Printed Python Shoulder Bag: Gloria is Colombian, so she’s not afraid of color or print! This hand-painted Louboutin python bag pretty much says it all. Even the bow is embellished with gold hardware!
Lanvin 10th Anniversary Appliquéd Brushed Satin Tote: Bejeweled and sequined?! Sign her up! This whimsical bag showcases the brand’s famous face in honor of Albert’s 10th year with the fashion house.
Marc by Marc Jacobs Keatie Neon Leather Clutch: This neon clutch looks like a Barbie accessory. And don’t we all secretly want the famous doll’s look? This would be perfect for date nights with Jay! Gloria loves pink and gold. ‘Nuff said.