Charlotte Olympia is continuing down her road of tacky expensive kitsch…this time to Brazil (my sympathies to your country). Yes, this is exactly what is missing from my bag wardrobe – an $800 canvas bag with a map of Brazil printed on it. Nope, not even embroidered or painted on – printed on. Thank you, Charlotte Olympia! How did you know?? And the little bit of leather detailing on the inside – faux. Add the useless bamboo handles (I guess at least this is an eco-friendly hot mess) and you have a recipe for complete disaster. Yes, it’s colorful and the graphics are cute, but I’m not dishing out hundreds for a bag that looks like it cost $20 at Urban Outfitters. I’d rather put the money towards a ticket to Brazil. Look at the bright side, though – you get a designer-stamped comb with the bag! That makes it all worth it. Not. On Net-a-Porter for $795.