Much like teenage love, some bags require no rhyme or reason. You want to buy them purely because they take your breath away without taking into consideration their actual functionality or cost. Lanvin’s exquisite enameled perfume bottle clutch truly fits this bill – it’s as gimmicky as it is beautiful. The “bag” is roughly 4″ (10 cm) all around, which means the sumptuous black suede interior will fit absolutely nothing – how perfect! Wrap the thick, snake chain around your wrist and expect longing stares wherever you go, or remove it and carry the clutch in hand. The shiny black bag is all plexi so you’ll also benefit from an arm work out. A trophy bag is a must at least once in a lifetime, a pretty little thing to dangle from your arm for others to admire. Pre-order on Luisa via Roma for $3,610.