Shoes? Snob. Outfit? Definite slob. This is exactly how even the chicest of accessories can fall prey to a tragic outfit. Lately Miley Cyrus’ wardrobe seems to consist of sky-high shorts and equally high heels, which just doesn’t work when they’re running shorts. These Saint Laurent Paloma sandals deserve so much more than a sideways red cap and a “Sex Drugs & Rap” emblazoned t-shirt! The seductively striped combo of black suede and silver lame calls for a gorgeous gown or at least a more sophisticated pair of shorts. I can’t even look at this photo for more than a few seconds at a time. I know “she’s just being Miley,” but everyone can use the help of a stylist now and again. We get it – you’re not a Disney princess anymore. There’s no need to throw away good taste with your tiara. Available at Barneys New York for $995.