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Thu 11.17

Hung On U Small Pony Crossbody Sling: Out of Body Experience

Utter the mere words “pink” and “pony hair” and normally you’d have me doing a round of somersaults in a hot minute! Which is why I’m dismayed by this unsettlingly peculiar cross-body bag. The color of Pepto-Bismol has never looked so abysmal! Maybe I’m being a little too harsh, but what under most conditions would […]

Wed 11.09

Top 5 Animal-Prints Gone Wrong: Cuddly and Not So Cute

Not all animal-print bags make the grade. Far from it. Some furry, fuzzy, and even feral satchels take a savage turn into all out tackiness. While this selection of wild things might look adorable on the arms of Betty Rubble (I did always like her jewel-topped mini-dress), when it comes to our purposes, they should […]

Mon 10.10

Marc by Marc Jacobs Snakes On a Frame

This bag from Marc by Marc Jacobs is so bizarre.  At first I thought it was a case for sunglasses and was about to move on with my day until I clicked on it and realized it’s 10″x5″ and meant to be worn as a bag (cross body no less).  Um, why?  Apparently someone is […]

Thu 09.29

Top 5 Brights Gone Bad: Neon Fright

The bright color conundrum: I’m all for adding brightness to the fall palette – sometimes brights look better in the colder months because they’re unexpected – but not at the expense of my retinas burning off. Just like with colorblocked bags, there is a fine line between spunky-fun and freaky-scary. Solid brights on clean matte […]

Wed 08.24

5 Colorblocking Disasters That Will Kill the Trend: Quit While You’re Ahead

Too much of a good thing? When a trend abounds, a few misses are bound to happen. Anyone getting involved in the now ubiquitous trend, whether you’re a bag designer or you’re just getting dressed in the morning, remember: colorblocking is not successfully defined by throwing a bunch of colors together willy-nilly! The colors must […]

Mon 08.15

Henry Beguelin Croc-Embossed Hobo With Charmless Fox Tail Charm

The bag is really great – the hobo shape with the pin-tuck gather down the middle, the straps with the little buckles and the gradient of the leather.  That is, if you can get past that huge fox tail.  First of all, it is totally disproportionate to the bag and second, it should not be […]

Wed 08.10

MM6 Maison Martin Margiela Sweatshirt Bag: Don’t Sweat It

Is it a bag? Is it a sweatshirt? Are those up-stretched arms or a shoulder strap? Is that a crewneck or bag opening? Only Martin Margiela can make such normally easy distinctions so confusing. Maybe because the answer is: it’s both and all the above. I almost expect the head of a person to be […]

Tue 07.05

Loewe “Flamenco” Bag: Loewering the Bar

Madrid’s venerable house of Loewe has produced luxury goods since 1846. And it has recently been on a real handbag hot streak! (The “May” bag is utterly divine!). But I’m sorry to say their latest effort, the “Flamenco” bag, flops – literally. A modern take on their emblematic eighties bag, it is, admittedly, a nice […]

Thu 05.19

Stella McCartney “Falabella” Bags: Milking the “Falabella,” Then Killing It

A classic case of a too much of a good thing. I was initially indifferent about the Stella McCartney “Falabella” bag, then I fell in love with the clutch. But this is chain-link trim overload! Now there is a bucket, quilted shoulder, slouchy bucket, metallic cross-body (because Lord knows you need your “Falabella” for evening […]