I am so incredibly disturbed by these stories of Marc. Please, someone get help for him. We thought it was funny in a ridiculous way that he found ‘Lil Kim to be so inspirational but it seems like prison might be a pretty awesome place considering where Marc’s life is. First of all, he hangs around with Lindsay Lohan and they are best friends and somehow share a room at the Mercer Hotel. I am not sure what that means and why they can’t get their own rooms. During the interview for June’s Interview, she takes a sip from Marc’s old water bottle and makes like she is french kissing Brad Pitt or something. Hello, he’s gay. And that leads me to Jason Preston, supposedly Marc’s boyfriend. (The guy on the left in the picture). Marc is unnaturally obsessed with him to the point that Jason thinks they are married because he has “Marc Jacobs” tattooed on his arm. Like Nazi Jewish internment style, on the underneath side of his forearm and REALLY BIG. It’s just so wrong on so many levels. And the story gets weirder. Jason Preston is actually a gigalo on a website called rentboy.com and although they claim to have met at a fashion show, Jason is still listed on the website for $225 an hour. I know you think you are reading US Weekly or something but when I heard this story, I just had to share since Marc Jacobs is a designer we often feature and even refer to as “genius”.
And let’s get back to Lindsay’s Interview cover. It’s totally unrelated but since I am in the bitching mood, why not just go there? She is styled to look like Elizabeth Taylor. I mean, come on, she is still alive, give her some respect. Yeah, she’s scary looking now but the poor woman doesn’t need to be heckled by a cheap tramp. And as expected, Lindsay is a complete idiot in the interview, sounding as meaningless as she is hideous.
Anyways, I am completely disturbed, I won’t be able to go about my day in any coherent form. Please call my therapist for me if I start posting Kate Spade bags saying that I am now in love with wicker.