No One Asked But Might We Suggest…..

The power of photoshop is truly amazing, but if you ever want to walk around in the clear bright daylight, you really need to take care of your skin. You should use something for the wind chapped leathery skin, like the Alchemie Forever Kantic Lights Off Night Cream, which hydrates, softens and helps with redness. Get the Eye Balm too, in fact, get two and slather it on real thick.

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Everybody wants to feed you but we only suggest that you consider a smaller bag – like the Novak clutch. This is a good choice for you because you like super popular bags, which the iconic Novak is, and the smaller clutch version won’t look like it’s going to topple your avian-like frame.

OK, let’s see, where do we start. Well, pants. Even though leggings are not our favorite, I think it might be what you are going for. And when people talk about leggings, they don’t mean pantyhose. A brush might be good here, or if that is too much work, how about a hair band for a quick easy ponytail. And you need a new bag, please you’re a celebrity how can you still be using the clearance bin Balenciaga motorcycle? Get a cute updated bag, like the Chloe Betty in anthracite, which seems like your style, not too structured yet big enough for your obvious need to carry your house around with you. As for the shirt, if you want that sloppy look without actually looking sloppy, the super trendy kimono shirts like the cashmere wrap from Roberto Cavalli is your answer and it works well with leggings if you must. Baby steps, that’s all we ask.

There is no hope for you but at the very least, have an incredibly strict beauty regiment, one rich in oils. The Shu Uemura Cleansing Beauty Oil is anti-aging and anti-oxidant and restores much needed oils back in your skin. The Chantecaille Biodynamic Lifting Cream is known to perform miracles but even so it will not get you back to your usual Botox face, however, it will at least make you feel good about doing something natural. As for your misaligned jaw, that will require major surgery or the end of the full moon.