If you didn’t watch the VMA’s, you’re going to get mad at me for making fun of Britney Spears. The pictures of her performance were all pretty decent but if you saw her shake around on stage, you will know what I mean, she should not have made her come back looking like that. Maybe we have higher standards for her because she used to have this kick ass body but she looked very rolly. I really should be more sympathetic having just given birth myself so I will just say that the girl’s got balls! I’m not sure what Lil Mama is wearing but it is not cute and her trying to be makes it even less so.
Perhaps it’s my giant wide screen HD TV but everyone looked very hippy to me. Beyonce wins the award for Awesomely Worst Dressed. That is the most unflattering thing I have ever seen! It has no shape and drapes to accentuate all the wrong parts. I do not blame my TV for this one, she is hot and usually looks great, this was a disaster. Alicia Keys wore a unremarkable dress, the only thing is it was sooo tight and again, my TV deceives me because she looked quite wide (I am not even gonna go into Rihanna and her hot pants, it was a bad bad angle that she was shot from because I know she doesn’t normally look like that!!). I know I am being grouchy, I watched this at 3am and I am on very little sleep but I do not think I am being unfair here.