HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
PEPE LE PEW
MUST HAVE ACCESSORY FOR YOUR MICHAEL JACKSON COSTUME
You know you’re dressing up as Michael Jackson this year. Everyone else is. But you will be the real MJ, not that red leather jacket with excessive zippers MJ. Deep down he was a true Balmain man. Respect him. Balmain Punk Sueded Stud Bag
THE COUCH POTATO
I feel lazy and I have the munchies for some chips and salsa. Just
hand me my Tivo remote and leave me alone to sit on my fancy jacquard
Prada couch. PRADA VELLUTO JACQUARD TOTE at Saks Fifth Avenue for $1450.
THE SCHIZOPHRENIC
Am I a boot? Am I a bag? Sometimes I think I’m a boot because I’m
an UGG and I have all this shearling! But what’s the handle for then?
And why don’t my feet fit in here? UGG AUSTRALIA SMALL SHEARLING/LEATHER CROSSBODY BAG at Saks Fifth Avenue for $168.
THE ALIEN INVASION
have come to earth disguised as bags. At least they have high
standards and picked Valentino because I was certain they would have
gone for Dooney and Burke. VALENTINO PAILLETTE-EMBELLISHED TOTE at Net-a-Porter
Trust me, there are people sick enough to dress up as
overgrown pubic hair for Halloween. Am I the one being gross here or
should the blame really go to R & Y Augousti? Please be responsible
when throwing the blame =) And thank goodness for crazy laws because for good reason, this cannot be shipped to California. R & Y AUGOUSTI FEATHER TASSEL CLUTCH at Barneys for $790.
DRYER LINT
had homemade costumes for most of my life. But I was never creative
enough to raid the dryer for the lint! My nose itches just looking at
this. HENRY CUIR ALASKAKULGAN FUR HOBO at Barneys for $995.
TRIBAL LIFE
Not a bad idea to just wear a thong and this for an authentic tribal look. If it weren’t for the cold weather, I would totally do it! CARMINA CAMPUS – MOMO SHOULDER BAG for $717.50.
THE COUNTRY SHOWGIRL
All you need is big hair and a glittery sequin gown to be convincing. Oh, and don’t forget the horse and lasso. RODO – RIGID STUDDED FRINGE CLUTCH for $781.90.
THE PHANTOM OF THE PYTHON
He’s just a man looking for some love despite his disfigurement. But is kidnapping really the answer? ZAGLIANI – SUEDE AND METALLIC PYTHON PASSAGE TOTE at Luisaviaroma for $2,544.50.