Why didn’t anyone carry these at the Met Gala? Well, size aside, it’s because these bags are just gross. I know, Man Snob Jim and I are at odds here over Marc Jacobs. Marc can be great but obviously as seen here, he is not beyond reproach. The bowler style, Ash, looks like a giant bull testicle. The bottom where the fur comes to a point is particularly disturbing. The bag is 100% beaver but the price of $3895 is 100% bull. To be fair though, the actual shape of the bag is cute, and it does come in leather. The Salome for $2995 is not as unsettling but definitely uglier. The fur buffet of goat, fox and raccoon looks like a moppy cartoon monster. It has inspired me to start a new movement called, PATA, People for the Aesthetic Treatment of Animals. (PETA, this is just a joke, please don’t flood my inbox with Cease and Desist threats).