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Opening Ceremony Fur Wedge Sandal Booties: Calling all Snookies

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Well what do we have here? Could it be-the rare and unusual fur-sandal-wedge creature? These are hard to come by and are only spotted in a few select places- like on the real housewives of New Jersey.

I’m not sure who thinks this is a good idea anywhere in the world, but it’s just not. When you want to put on a sandal you want a sandal. You don’t want a giant mop of fur hiding the sandal so you can’t even tell what it is. When you want to wear fur you usually don’t want it in sandal form, because you wear fur in the colder months and sandals aren’t appropriate.

The Opening Ceremony fur wedge sandal booties just don’t make much sense. I can’t think of one instance where they would work. Something this outlandish could only be pulled off by someone like Snooki, as long as she’s wearing them with her diamond encrusted sunglasses with an extra large poof.

If these are your cup of tea, pick them up at Shopbop for $520.00

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2 comments

  1. First of all, Emma, you are hysterical!

    Second of all, I agree with you. These are awful. Fur sandals are ridiculous. I am not sure when I can ever wear these. On a sadder note, they look like someone killed my neighbor’s adorable cat and made them into shoes! Not cool!