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Judith Leiber Panda Crystal-Embellished Clutch

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……………….Uh… huh…

I know, I know, I know, panda bears are cute. Pandas in sparkle tuxes are even cuter. All sweet and crystal and huggable, he is just begging for someone to take him home…

That being said, I can think of only one instance as to when I would carry this; I was six, I had a very important date with my imaginary boyfriend Henry Pineapple (I seriously told my friends that name) and that jerk stood me up. This would have gone perfect with my pink sparkle jelly shoes, giant purple plastic glasses with no lenses and the pink My Little Pony sweat shirt I rocked every chance I had.

Net-a-Porter for $4,695


Judith Leiber is a genius with creativity and design. There is the zebra bag (not print, the animal) the tiger bag, the elephant clutch, the dachshund clutch, and the list goes on and on. My question is; who seriously buys these animal shaped things for that kind of money, and where in the world do you wear them besides to your child’s tea party and maybe the zoo? I mean come on. I can’t imagine saying “Oh would you hold my panda for a second? I have to fix my hair.” Or “reach into my panda, my credit card should be in there, look in his belly.”

Also, a lot of these bags are so small they can barely fit a phone in them. That makes them arm ornaments, and that is one pricey ornament. He may be cute in his little suit asking you to take him home, but if you want cute, buy a kitten. You want a bag, don’t buy a panda.

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