There are bags fit for Bag Snobs and then there are the bags even a Bag Snob cannot justify – as a Bag Snob value is a high priority when making a purchase. We can covet all we want, even salivate at the sight of some of these bags, but as realistic purchases? Not quite. Some expensive bags warrant their mighty price tag, while others, not so much. But financial savvy does not cure us of our emotional desire. Sure, these bags are unreasonable, but they sure are fun to look at! And you never know – maybe one day I’ll lose my mind and take the plunge.
#5 Alexander McQueen “Byzantine Queen Skull” Crocodile Box Clutch:
Fit for a queen almost sounds like an understatement! Brown crocodile affixed with burnished gold studs and ruby-tone gems makes for a sick bag that looks like it should be behind glass. And for this price, maybe it should (which is why it’s no surprise it’s no longer available). But come on, you can’t beat a skull with red Swarovski crystals eyes wearing its own crown. At least McQueen can see the humor is the preposterous. Retail price: $9,750.
#4 Chanel Quilted Lambskin Bag:
I remember when I bought my first classic flap for $1,800 – doesn’t that sound measly these days? I don’t care if I sound like an old lady reminiscing on how moving pictures used to cost a nickel.
Chanel’s recent price increases are uncalled for. The house blames the expanding Chinese market place, but who’s looking out for the needs of my expanding wardrobe? Over $3K for the new flap? I’m gonna pass. And in ten years I’ll hear someone whine that she bought her first Chanel for $3,150 and now it’s $10,000. Retail price: $3,150.
#3 Zagliani Shiny Python Top-Handle Tote:
Sometimes white can be the saddest color. Sure, pristine python looks great now. But you have to think: almost five grand for a bag that will surely get dirty, and no longer look like you paid five grand for it. Even at $3,000, it would be a hard sell. But, boy, is it beautiful! Retail price: $4,777.
#2 Bottega Veneta Resina Lambskin “Cobra” Bag:
Bottega Veneta produced a daring piece, a hybrid of caramel python, textured leather, and their famous weave, that was worth all the risk. But they’ve made it unattainable with a price tag that would suggest you’re getting more than just a couple of panels of python. Retail price: $5,250.
#1 Victoria Beckham Hexagonal Chain Crocodile Bag:
This one for the books (and no matter that it’s no longer available.) A simple crocodile flap bag with a charming chain. For $13,950. Apparently, the crocodile was raised in her backyard as one of her children until she sent it to be made into this.
I’m all for croc and I will pay a pretty penny for one, but why would I buy this and not a Chanel croc for a couple more bucks ($10,000 to be exact)? If you don’t like my logic, then you are totally on the same wavelength as Posh.