Manolo Blahnik Suede and Leather Lace-Up Ankle Boots: Docked for Absurdity

It was bad enough last time Timberland high heels boots were in but this pointy witch-y version is worse and is having me worried. As in, who really thinks this is cool? There are so many great options for attention getting, there is really no need to get made fun of just for a retweet of a very silly shoe. Or unless Naomi Campbell‘s antics gets her on wharf clean up duty, which is the only way I see this playing out in an entertaining way. The other problem here is that these are Manolo Blahnik with a very specific and conservative clientele who neither hike nor work on a dock. They’re at Saks Fifth Avenue for $1175 (some of which can be spent on this if scary witch is what you’re after).