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Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Best
Olivia Wilde x Valentino: Seven months in, and she hardly even looked pregnant! Olivia wisely made the white-striped back the main feature and kept the front of her sleek, black Valentino simple, solidifying her place in history as best baby bump on the carpet.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Lupita Nyong’o x Prada: The best supporting actress looked like a princess in Prada, telling interviewers that the blue hue, “reminds me of Nairobi. It’s a little bit of home.”

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Chrissy Teigen x Monique L’Huillier: This stunning floral number was my favorite runway look from Monique’s Fall 2014 collection, and it’s just as gorgeous on Chrissy.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Portia de Rossi x Naeem Khan: After a year of seeing celebrities in sheer paneling that left absolutely nothing to the imagination, it’s nice to see a sheer dress that’s just as sophisticated as it is sexy.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Jared Leto’s hair: This is so obvious that no comment is even needed.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Charlize Theron x Dior: If anyone can make black exciting, it’s her. The transparent straps are a bit disconcerting, though definitely keep your eyes on all the details.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Angelina Jolie x Elie Saab: It may not have caused as much of a sensation as her leg, but this is how to show off décolletage in the most tasteful way.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Worst
Anna Kendrick x J. Mendel: While I was intrigued by the crisscross on the back, the midriff detail felt too old lady.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Pharrell x Lanvin: He waited until his performance to don the now-famous hat, instead allowing the focus to land on black tuxedo shorts. If only they didn’t make him look like Dennis the Menace.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Anne Hathaway x Gucci: Going to war, Anne? This was too much chest armor, to the point where it nearly blinded the audience while she was presenting the first award.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Meryl Streep x Lanvin: Sure, she could have put more thought into this, but this is Meryl Streep – she’s been there, done that, and no longer cares.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Goldie Hawn: I don’t want it to seem like I’m picking on Hollywood legends or anything, so here’s the kindest manner in which to say it – this is interesting like in an ex-flapper sort of way.

Oscars 2014 Best and Worst Dressed

Elsa Pataky x Elie Saab: Chris Hemsworth’s wife should’ve taken a cue from Olivia Wilde. In fact, she should have gotten her stylist’s number, stat!

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