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Deborah Barnett Ostrich Three Leg Clutch: Bag or Dinner?

The name of this clutch sounds more like a description of a Chinese delicacy rather than what I’m going to carry my gloss and cell phone in. But that is the name of this Deborah Barnett ostrich clutch. The natural, organic shape is very interesting, but is it maybe too organic? Let’s be honest: there is something slightly … Continue reading “Deborah Barnett Ostrich Three Leg Clutch: Bag or Dinner?”

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Zagliani Python Shoulder Bags: The Hangover

What happened to chic and stately? What happened to a nuanced, sophisticated way with skins? What happened to Zagliani?! The nearly century-old brand has suddenly gone Las Vegas. But not ironic Balmain-style Strip – like old-town, cheesy, desperately glitzy Vegas. I’m left wondering if that was the inspiration or if these python bags ($7,036) are … Continue reading “Zagliani Python Shoulder Bags: The Hangover”

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Blouson Nior Raffia Bra Top: Raffia Riffraff

Here it is, the most impractical top I’ve ever seen. I’m all about a thick straw weave when it comes to spring totes, but raffia all up against your skin is a different story. Blouson Nior’s raffia bra top is lined in suede (to match the straps and double back buckles), so it’s not itchy … Continue reading “Blouson Nior Raffia Bra Top: Raffia Riffraff”

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Top 5 Shameful Colorways: Color Wars

It’s a case of too much of a good thing. We love color, but put in the wrong hands (even they have the best of intentions), a good bag easily goes bad when the wrong decisions are made when it comes to color and fabrication. Here, a bunch of bags that are fighting with themselves … Continue reading “Top 5 Shameful Colorways: Color Wars”

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Viktor & Rolf Lasered Nappa Sandals: Sucker Scrunch

Why not turn your feet into dumplings? I’m guessing the thought hadn’t occurred to you until now. As tasty as that might sound, it is actually – hello! – in very poor taste. As far as boudoir shoes go, which is the only venue where I can imagine these Viktor & Rolf can go, I … Continue reading “Viktor & Rolf Lasered Nappa Sandals: Sucker Scrunch”

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Bruno Cucinelli Feathered Motorcycle Boot: Don’t Ruffle These Feathers

According to studies, motorcycle accidents are more dangerous than car accidents which is why it’s highly advised to put on safety gear like this classic motorcycle boot when riding a motorcycle. I love Bruno Cucinelli, but these boots are downright silly. I’m all for a little flair where you least expect it, ankles included, especially … Continue reading “Bruno Cucinelli Feathered Motorcycle Boot: Don’t Ruffle These Feathers”

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